Friends, Romans, and Relish-Lovers, lend me your ear-flaps! We at Hotdog Technology have cranked our absurdity amps up to 57 (that’s 11 plus 46, by the way) to definitively prove, once and for all, that… Read More »Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich? The Definitive Answer! Again? Finally! (for now)
While looking like a Golden Goose: A Nostalgic Rant in the Key of Satirical Absurdity Ah, music—the universal language of humanity. Or, as it seems nowadays, the universal language of “how many repetitive beats can… Read More »Why Modern Music can’t even Twang like a Rubber Chicken
(Now With Extra Ketchup Drizzle & a Jumbo-Sized Tub of Popcorn on the Side… Because Why Not?) Behold, fellow frankfurter fiends! You’ve stumbled upon the genesis of Hotdog Technology’s wacky wiener wonderland—where we bow to… Read More »Welcome to Hotdog Technology’s Explosive Debut: The Future of Weenie Wizardry!
