Imagine you’re strutting down the sidewalk—sporting disco-ball earrings the size of grapefruits and bell-bottoms so wide they could house a family of porcupines—and suddenly you smell something…familiar. Could it be… sizzling franks smothered in neon… Read More »The ‘70s: A Time of Rainbow Flares, Spam Jello, & Stealthy Scuttlers
(Brought to You by the Gleefully Absurd Minds at Hotdog Technology—Now Featuring Mysterious Mustard Portals & Gratuitous Popcorn Showers) Breathe Deep: The Aroma of Popcorn & Weenie Glory Close your eyes, dear friends. Inhale that… Read More »If You’re Here for the Film, You’re Doing It Wrong
Greetings, Hotdog Aficionados and Condiment Connoisseurs! Gather ‘round the neon flame of our sizzling test kitchen, because we’re about to pit frying against boiling in a no-holds-barred cage match of epic porkportions. Will frying reign… Read More »Frying vs. Boiling Hot Dogs: The Final Showdown
Friends, Romans, and Relish-Lovers, lend me your ear-flaps! We at Hotdog Technology have cranked our absurdity amps up to 57 (that’s 11 plus 46, by the way) to definitively prove, once and for all, that… Read More »Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich? The Definitive Answer! Again? Finally! (for now)
While looking like a Golden Goose: A Nostalgic Rant in the Key of Satirical Absurdity Ah, music—the universal language of humanity. Or, as it seems nowadays, the universal language of “how many repetitive beats can… Read More »Why Modern Music can’t even Twang like a Rubber Chicken
(Now With Extra Ketchup Drizzle & a Jumbo-Sized Tub of Popcorn on the Side… Because Why Not?) Behold, fellow frankfurter fiends! You’ve stumbled upon the genesis of Hotdog Technology’s wacky wiener wonderland—where we bow to… Read More »Welcome to Hotdog Technology’s Explosive Debut: The Future of Weenie Wizardry!
