(Or: Why Your Favorite Tunes Sound Like Whatever Was in Everyoneâs Nose, Arm, or Brain That Decade)
By Roburpo Nabarfo, Chief Groove Technician, Noodleharmonics Division, HotdogTechnology.com
đ INTRODUCTION
Humans are musical creatures. We sing, we clap, we bang on things. And we ingest a truly gobsmacking variety of substances to help us clap, bang, and sing better â or at least differently. And then we record those sounds and export them across time.
And hereâs the part no one wants to admit:
đ Music sounds the way it does because of what people are high on while making it, and what their audience is high on while listening to it.
There. I said it. The grand dirty secret of the recording industry. Your favorite decade of music? Itâs just the sound of that decadeâs drugs, finely distilled and wrapped in album covers.
Now let us begin a brave, absurd, grease-slicked journey through the ages of music â from the toe-tappinâ amphetamine jitters of the 50s, to the gloriously coked-out power ballads of the 80s, to todayâs audio landfill of fentanyl-and-meth trap beats croaked through pitch correction as civilization slides down the toilet.
Put on your headphones. And maybe some gloves. Itâs going to get sticky.
đ· 1950s: The Great Amphetamine Shimmy
Ah, the 50s! America was flush with postwar optimism, atomic anxiety, and amphetamines in every pharmacy. Housewives took âdiet pillsâ to clean the entire house 16 times before lunch. Factory workers popped bennies to meet quota. Jazz musicians ran on pure uncut Dexedrine.
And the music? Fast. Frenzied. Bouncy.
Little Richard was not human â he was a sentient amphetamine capsule in a pompadour.
Elvis Presley shook his hips not from sexual energy, but from the kinetic need to expel excess Dexedrine molecules from his spinal fluid.
Chuck Berryâs guitar licks? Pure speed-fingered magic.
This was not music for relaxed contemplation. This was music for juke-joint jitterbugs and carhops wired to the gills, burning off enough nervous energy to power a small city.
Key Tracks:
- âTutti Fruttiâ â pure benny-flavored rocket fuel.
- âJohnny B. Goodeâ â the sound of caffeine having a heart attack.
- âGreat Balls of Fireâ â a man combusting in real time.
Associated Substance: Dexedrine, Benzedrine.
Emotional Vibe: âI havenât slept since Wednesday and Iâm feelinâ fine!â
đ 1960s: Psychedelic Soup
Suddenly, the amphetamine tide ebbed, and LSD flooded the cultural bloodstream.
Enter the Psychedelic Sixties: a swirling Technicolor whirlpool of sounds, ideas, and poorly tuned guitars.
Music slowed down. It got weirder. Songs stopped having three-minute structures and started having eleven-minute sitar solos played by someone who thought they were an actual lizard.
Bands discovered reverb, delay, and backwards tape loops â because on LSD, everything sounds better backwards. Musicians stopped washing and started wearing embroidered jackets and bell-bottoms the size of a small parachute.
Key Tracks:
- âWhite Rabbitâ â a sinister dirge about Alice in Wonderland and acid-induced rabbit chases.
- âTomorrow Never Knowsâ â John Lennon trying to record the sound of a galaxy imploding while high as a weather balloon.
- âPurple Hazeâ â the national anthem of accidentally setting your paisley curtains on fire.
Associated Substance: LSD, psilocybin, marijuana.
Emotional Vibe: âTime is a flat circle and my guitar is speaking to me in Sanskrit.â
đ 1970s: Cocaine & Heroin â The Great Schism
The 70s divided the musical universe into two chemically distinct realities:
đž Cocaine Reality: Disco Inferno
At Studio 54, glitter-covered humans did bumps of coke off gold-plated bidets and danced to four-on-the-floor beats designed to match their heart rate.
Music got sharp, punchy, bass-driven. Bee Gees harmonies were sung through nostrils stretched wide with coke drip.
Strings swelled. Drums pounded. Funk slapped. And everybody felt fabulous. For about 90 minutes, until the comedown.
Key Tracks:
- âStayinâ Aliveâ â ironic title for a coke-fueled dance marathon.
- âLe Freakâ â about a bad trip to Studio 54âs velvet rope.
- âBoogie Wonderlandâ â literally boogie-ing through chemically enhanced delusions.
đ€ Heroin Reality: Proto-Punk & Velvet Dirge
Meanwhile, in dark corners of New York and London, heroin seeped into the veins of the underground. Music got slow, raw, emotionally vacant.
Lou Reed crooned about waiting for his dealer. Patti Smith howled into the void. Sid Vicious demonstrated why giving a junkie a bass guitar and a microphone is often a bad idea.
Key Tracks:
- âHeroinâ â Lou Reedâs cheerful ode to narcotic oblivion.
- âAnarchy in the UKâ â the sound of snot, spit, and needles.
- âMarquee Moonâ â Televisionâs hypnotic junkie-jazz.
Associated Substances: Cocaine, heroin.
Emotional Vibes:
- Coke: âI am a golden god!!!â
- Heroin: âI am a damp sock in an alley.â
đ 1980s: Corporate Coke-Topia
If the 70s were a chemical split, the 80s were a full-on cocaine monoculture.
Every record label executive had a personal coke dealer. Every rock star had a personal coke dealer. Every sound engineer had a personal coke dealer. Many microphones of the era still contain trace amounts of powdered residue.
Music reflected this bright, manic, overproduced energy:
- Gated reverb drums that hit like a jackhammer.
- Synths layered like a 12-tier cake.
- Vocals soaring to the stratosphere.
Power ballads were sung with such wide-eyed intensity because the singers were literally incapable of blinking.
Key Tracks:
- âJumpâ â Van Halen instructing coked-up concertgoers to leap endlessly.
- âTake On Meâ â A-ha delivering pure hyperactive falsetto energy.
- âLivinâ on a Prayerâ â Jon Bon Jovi praying for another eight ball.
Associated Substance: Cocaine.
Emotional Vibe: âI can conquer the universe and also record 72 vocal takes tonight!â
đ€ 1990s: Grunge & Rave â Choose Your Path
The 90s presented a choice:
- Heroin Grunge Gloom
Seattle became ground zero for musical despair. Flannel replaced sequins.
Songs were slower, murkier, introspective. Guitars tuned down. Vocals mumbled through a haze of withdrawal.
Key Tracks:
- âSmells Like Teen Spiritâ â Kurt Cobainâs heroin-fueled anti-anthem.
- âBlackâ â Pearl Jamâs mournful heroin ballad.
- âDoll Partsâ â Courtney Loveâs junkie confession.
Associated Substance: Heroin.
Emotional Vibe: âExistence is pain but hereâs a great riff.â
- MDMA Rave Euphoria
Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, rave culture exploded on MDMA.
Music got fast, repetitive, bass-heavy. Designed for mass synchronized euphoria on sticky warehouse floors.
Key Tracks:
- âInsomniaâ â Faithlessâ ode to clubbing through chemical exhaustion.
- âBorn Slippyâ â Underworldâs MDMA national anthem.
- âSandstormâ â auditory cocaine.
Associated Substance: MDMA.
Emotional Vibe: âI love everyone! For six hours! Then I will weep uncontrollably!â
đ 2000s: Xanax, Oxy, Club Crunk
By the 2000s, America had entered the Pharmaceutical Golden Ageâą.
Prescription drugs became the new cultural soundtrack:
- Xanax blunted anxiety and flattened affect.
- Oxycontin dulled physical and emotional pain.
- Club pop throbbed with plastic beats and autotuned vocals to match the numbed-out vibe.
Key Tracks:
- âYeah!â â Usherâs chemically detached dance command.
- âLollipopâ â Lil Wayneâs syrup-slow ode to codeine.
- âIn Da Clubâ â 50 Centâs bulletproof banger, best enjoyed through a benzo fog.
Associated Substances: Benzos, opioids, codeine.
Emotional Vibe: âI feel nothing, but I can still shake ass.â
â ïž 2010sâ2020s: The Fentanyl Trapocalypse
And now, dear reader, we arrive at the musical sewerpipe of the present.
Todayâs dominant youth music â SoundCloud rap, trap â is a direct reflection of a generation drowning in:
- Fentanyl.
- Methamphetamine.
- Designer benzos.
- Delta-8, Delta-9, Delta-WhoCares.
The music is:
- Slow (to match opioid sedation).
- Minimalist (because the artists are often semi-comatose).
- Auto-tuned beyond recognition (because real human vocals require effort).
- Lyrically obsessed with death, drugs, numbness.
Key Tracks:
- âLucid Dreamsâ â Juice WRLD predicting his own overdose.
- âXO Tour Llif3â â Lil Uzi Vert happily crooning about all his friends being dead.
- âGucci Gangâ â a two-word meth-fueled mantra.
Associated Substances: Fentanyl, meth, designer benzos.
Emotional Vibe: âI am a zombie trapped in a trap beat loop, please Venmo me opioids.â
đ€ Final Chorus: The Music We Deserve
And there you have it.
Music is not some timeless, pure expression of human spirit.
Music is a funhouse mirror of the collective chemical state of its era. We hear what we are.
- The 50s jittered on speed.
- The 60s melted on acid.
- The 70s split between coke mania and heroin despair.
- The 80s rocketed on corporate cocaine.
- The 90s oscillated between ecstatic rave highs and grunge lows.
- The 2000s numbed out on pills.
- And today? Weâre mainlining fentanyl and huffing meth â and our music sounds exactly like that looks.
So next time you hear some pitiful, zombified trap beat drooling through your speakers, remember:
đ Itâs not the kidsâ fault. Itâs whatâs in the water. And the veins. And the air.
We are a nation that once sang âGood Vibrationsâ and now moans âI Canât Feel My Face.â
đ” FINAL NOTE: Trap is a Trap (and So Is the Feedback Loop of the Mind)
Look â Iâm not here calling for any censorship. Iâm not some cardigan-wearing fogey who thinks the government should come shut down your beats. Freedom of expression matters.
But letâs be clear: trap is a trap.
Not just for aspiring rappers trying to outrun poverty â but for your brainwaves. For your nervous system. For your soul.
When day after day you feed your ears:
- low-rumbling, doom-laden bass,
- slurred vocalizations of hopelessness, violence, and drug worship,
- constant mantras about wanting to die, numb out, or not feel anything at allâŠ
âŠdonât be shocked when it starts seeping into the fabric of your thoughts.
Donât be shocked when kids marinate in that sludge and start acting it out.
Music influences mental states â this is ancient wisdom. Shamans knew it. Advertisers know it. Sound engineers know it.
And todayâs mainstream sludge trap is a suicidal feedback loop in 808 minor keys.
Iâm not saying ban anything.
But donât pretend itâs harmless. And donât act surprised when self-harm, SI, and numbness become epidemic among kids who are literally chanting those themes into their subconscious for 6 hours a day on AirPods.
đ EDUCATION is the key.
Teach kids:
- Music can be a friend or an enemy.
- Sound can uplift or depress.
- Repeated messages mold the mind.
That way, they can make informed choices â and maybe, just maybe, theyâll reach for better sonic fuel.
Or as the old rave flyers used to say:
đ “Your mind is a precious thing â donât feed it garbage.”
And if youâre a young musician reading this â drink some coffee and play your damn guitar. Reclaim the groove.
If enough of us get off the fentanyl treadmill, maybe, just maybe â the music will get better.
Until then:
đ¶ Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gangâŠ
â Roburpo Nabarfo, Reporting from the Sonic Trenches, HotdogTechnology.com